Cats will one day run the world, I know it!
Thursday Cat Thoughts
by Miss Mattie
Yes, I have been told that I run the world. A small world, but still, all mine!
My domination starts with Mr. Bailey and then the world.
It should be easy to dominate him. The only thing he dominates is a cushion. And a blue bowl.
My human knows of my power. She picks me up and shares in my song. Bounces me around singing the song from Miss Beyoncé “Who runs the world, girls! Who runs the world, Mattie!” She knows!
She also sings the wiggle butt song, but that is for another day.
I have now embraced “who runs the world” as my anthem.
Thank you Miss Beyoncé. I will do you proud.
I have sassy cat power, and resilient determination.
Since I started to sing my song, I have noticed more cats at my door.
See…the power I possess? My ninja ways have led to this!
Since I am too busy to be bothered with the silly meows of boys, I let Mr. Bailey teach them his version of Hissing-Zen.
And I continue on…running my little world from on top of the TV stand, or on the couch arm. And sometimes in stealth mode. Yes, I have undercover work to do. So undercover that sometimes I can’t find it.
I am the queen of my world when my human holds me up high in her arms. She knows the power I possess. I have her trained.
If only I could stop those kisses and cuddles my human gives. One can’t show world domination while she is getting smooched.
I guess I should remember….when you are loved you are the world!
My human is cool. I guess I could make her my manager.
So, I have work to do…must be going.
I would be happy to come over and run your world. Let me know. Just supply a box and some catnip and I will be there.
Miss Mattie…
OH NO! Cole and Marmalade are giving away trade secrets!