Feed me now or the cute kitten gets it! – Miss Mattie
Thursday Cat Thoughts
By Miss Mattie
Yes, you need to feed me now before I starve.
This is serious and not to be taken lightly.
Why does my human mom vex me so?
I want my food and I want it now.
I meow, rub your leg, give you purrs and look at you all cute.
Yet, It does’t seem to work.
I know I have food in the food bowl, but I want different food.
I want my moist food.
Yes, I know I will take a few bites and decide I want different food, but it doesn’t matter.
I am a picky cat.
I don’t want dry food, hugs or love, I want my dinner.
I don’t want the food that is there, I want a new can opened.
No, I am not starving or unhealthy, I am just picky.
Mr Bailey doesn’t seem to care, he will eat what is there and be zen while doing so.
Not me.
There is only zen after my belly is full.
This is terrible.
My powers of cat attention seem to go un-noticed by my human.
She vexes me so.
Expecting me to eat what is on my plate. Geez.
How will I survive?
I am not a dog, I am a cat.
not looking at you right now.
Feed me and do it now and I will love you forever.
Otherwise I will starve you of love.
Ok, not really, but nothing else is working.
( Yes, Shhhh… I know my bowl will filled a few hours ago, not the point)
Miss Mattie